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Ten Astrology Books You Need In Your Library Right Now! PLUS: MOON ZOOM
So many wonderful astrology books out there. So many shitty astrology books out there. What's a novice to do?
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Frederick Woodruff
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Elsa Returns to the WOODRUFF Cast: Part Two
Assertion or apathy—what's it gonna be? It's important to maintain clarity as Saturn retrogrades back into the Piscean bardo before returning to Aries…
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18:11
A Quick Full Moon Dispatch
Jupiter square Saturn: "It tastes like fascism."
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Frederick Woodruff
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8:22
Elsa Returns to the WOODRUFF Cast: Part One
With Aries sucking up the current astro spotlight's beam, Elsa sees a renewed idolization of men and masculinity. As she shorthands it: “Aries is brave…
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52:55

May 2025

Does Consciousness Have a 'Color'? Astrology Says Yes. Check your Mercury.
Mercury+Mind+The Tao=Optimal Being
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Frederick Woodruff
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The MOON ZOOM: Are You a Regular Commenter on WOODRUFF?
I'm planning a Full Moon Zoom 'meet-up' for my paid subscribers—WOODRUFF regulars who have a lot to say whenever I post.
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2:12
Nick Dagan Best Returns to the WOODRUFF Cast
And he claims no responsibility whatsoever for Trump's re-invasion of the White House.
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1:41:02
Kristi Noem Natal Chart and Transits
Listen now | Didn't wanna, but did it anyway...ugh.
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29:06
Astrology's House of the Rising Sun
Re-seeing the shadowed mysteries of the 12th House and its panoply of characters. And, hey: it's all good.
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Musk-Zuck: Hybrid Spectrum Disorder
Watch now | Two of the world's richest men are prepping to spiral in secret.
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36:40
Neptune and Fashion With Astrologer Dabney Lawless
Watch now | Bonus topics: Neptune in Aries and MAGA v2.0, Androgyny with Pluto in Aquarius and, of course: Taylor Swift.
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Frederick Woodruff
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38:43
Uranus Makes its Final Square to Trump's Mars in Leo on Thursday
Watch now | The first pass of this transit coincided with the Butler, PA assassination attempt. So, what's gonna blow this time?
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Frederick Woodruff
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26:47
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