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What Are You Leaving Behind Tonight?
Watch now | Each sign is off-gassing a particular attitude towards life as we prepare for tomorrow's era-defining Saturn-Neptune conjunction.
Feb 20
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Frederick Woodruff
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28:11
The Very Last Saturn Conjunct Neptune Article You Will Ever Read In Your Life
The next Saturn-Neptune conjunction at 0° Aries won't occur for, uhm, approximately 9,000-11,000 years. So how will your sign play it this time?
Feb 13
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Frederick Woodruff
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In the Heat of the Moment
Watch now | A gruesome public suicide speaks to the rage that half of the culture is struggling with today.
Feb 6
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Frederick Woodruff
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Finally, We're Exiting the Too-Tight Piscean Birth Canal
The sensitivity to future possibilities—that's the all and everything right now—because this is what, as a culture, we need most.
Feb 3
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Frederick Woodruff
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January 2026
Everything Has Fallen Off: R.I.P. TikTok, a 2026 Playlist and Recommendations for a Bad Weather Weekend
Read to the end for a heated Zohran Mamdani moment.
Jan 30
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Frederick Woodruff
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NEW February Full Moon Zoom on WOODRUFF
PAID SUBSCRIBERS: Mark your calendar for Sunday, February 1, at 1PM Pacific for another Moon Zoom hangout.
Jan 27
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Frederick Woodruff
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The Murder of Alex Pretti: Minneapolis, ICE, and the American Reckoning
Watch now | Another death from our marauding Gestapo.
Jan 25
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Frederick Woodruff
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25:33
Kristi Noem Natal Chart and Transits
Dissecting the cowgirl cosplay of one of Washington’s most horrifying train wrecks.
Jan 21
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Frederick Woodruff
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13
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29:06
The New Moon in Capricorn and Reading the Tea Leaves
The paradox of sustaining an open heart while the world grows increasingly brutal and distorted.
Jan 18
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Frederick Woodruff
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27:46
Your Saturn-Neptune Itinerary for 2026
Wow, Saturn-Neptune! Talk about an oxymoron. But astrology can help alchemize these mutually exclusive planetary functions. Here are some reflections…
Jan 12
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Frederick Woodruff
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Ice on Fire: The Astrology of Heated Rivalry
Who knew that a wildly successful man-on-man TV series would be the quintessential symbol for the upcoming Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Aries?
Jan 5
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Frederick Woodruff
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22:51
Themes: Grief, Love, Death, and the New Year
Some opening closing thoughts...
Jan 2
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Frederick Woodruff
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