About - WOODRUFF

Because you’re looking for astrological articles and essays that complement your curiosity and intelligence.
Because you belong in the inner circle—where we explore popular culture as viewed through the lens of astrology, psychology, dreams, and the Tarot—imagine a humanities bacchanalia organized by Linda Goodman. ♥️
Complete access to four years of my most popular articles in my archives.
Because you enjoy receiving private discounted rates for consultations.

My astrology teachers were Ivy Goldstein-Jacobson and Margaret Latvala. My Tarot teacher was the Jewish High Priestess of Los Feliz, Wendy Cohen.
Words I’ve written have appeared in Salon, Print, The Advocate, Garage, The Seattle Weekly, Unzipped, Out, Cybersocket, American Astrology, and Horoscope.
I co-host with my friend, novelist John Calendo the podcast Fame Whores where we offer disrespectful hot takes on pop TV, porn creep, and the self-publishing hustle. Follow us here.
Books I’ve written for publishers: Secrets of a Telephone Psychic and Skywriter: Notes on Modern Astrology You can order your copy below.
My new romance novel about serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is scheduled for summer 2026. You can follow along with my writing process for free on my Substack newsletter, The Dahmer Diaries.
Venus in Gemini rules my midheaven, so yeah, I’m all over the place vocationally.
The house I occupy is on a small, strange island in Puget Sound. My two cats, George and Maze, keep things poppin’.
Maze (left) and his brother George (named after Curious George).

• Secrets of a Telephone Psychic

• Skywriter: Notes on Modern Astrology

• I Love You Jeffrey Dahmer (pre-orders coming soon)

My Fee Schedule for 2026

Single session for astrological, Tarot, and dreamwork: $285.00.*
Previous Client Check-In Session: $140.00*
All sessions are 50 minutes long and conducted via Zoom or, if necessary, via phone. Zoom sessions include an audio recording of your consultation.

All payment processing (including the handling fee) is safe and secure through Gumroad. Don’t hesitate to contact me if you have further questions.

* Plus small processing fee.

• NEW: Sessions may also be booked via Zelle or Venmo to avoid the handling fee.

Contact me via email for the discounted rate (as I don’t publish my phone number online.) Please tell me if you are a first-time client or a returning client. Or if you wish to book the 4 pre-paid sessions.

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