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“All cruelty springs from weakness.” —Lucius Annaeus Seneca
TODAY, I’M UNLOCKING A PAID post for all of my WOODRUFF subscribers. With Minnesota still simmering and ICE raids in Maine ramping up, it’s a good time to reconsider Homeland Security Director Kristi Noem’s birth chart. She’s another MAGA-ite on the lip of Saturn moving into an opposition with their natal Pluto in Libra (which will perfect for her at the end of next month).
Saturn-Pluto oppositions often thrust accountability to the forefront of someone’s life. And should this not play out in literal events, there is frequently a soul-crushing depression that accompanies the transit. I’m curious to see if her hair extensions multiply in amount and length as a compensatory measure. (I’m not kidding.)
When the components of our central defense mechanism (Saturn) collide with Pluto (no defenses allowed), well, the take-apart can be terribly cruel. Because this is an opposition, a person will typically find themselves pulled into life-altering power struggles with forces far greater than the ego. Stay tuned.
As this vid was originally recorded in May of last year, I’m keeping the same chart up that I was referencing back then. And, oh, wow! How short was my hair (speaking of extensions)?
Comments and questions, as always, put ‘em below.
Love,
Opening placard: DHS photo by Tia Dufour, public domain. Intro-outro music via MobyGratis.com
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